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:iconlazyrayfinkle:
LazyRayFinkle Featured By Owner 16 minutes ago
Nonsensical as it is, there is a crazy badassness to that line .
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GrodyApparition Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
He had to kill Combines with BEAR hands. Much faster than bullets, I'm sure.
The humens had to rely on laser guns and rocks to fight the Combines, while dodging bullets and rackets.
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:iconthevirtualbox:
TheVirtualBox Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2011
This is the most badass line that I've ever heard.
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:iconskutchi:
Skutchi Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2011
Its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences !
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:iconsquizzay:
squizzay Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
the picture makes perfect sence...
John freeman needs to kill fast, and BULLETS TOO SLOW! so he killed the cobines with BEAR HANDS!
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:iconbarcod:
barcod Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2010
you sudent look at this
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:iconpythosblaze:
Pythosblaze Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010  Student Digital Artist
USE BEAR HANDS BECAUSE BULLETS TOO SLOW
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:icondukewolfendoom:
Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
:iconhenryfreemanplz:: *cry falls out* DAD! MOM HAS DEAD!11!1!111!1!!!oneoneone :iconpimpslapplz:
:iconjohnfreemanplz:: *looks sadly at the ground, then nearly breaks his goddamn neck look up at Mach 4* :iconzombiecancerplz: COMBINES YOU KILLED WIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!


God, it's like H.P. Lovecraft and Shakespeare after a godly battle in buttsecks and put onto electronic text.


I fucking vote the epic saga of Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences for a Pulitzer Prize.
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:iconthe-psychid:
The-Psychid Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012   Writer
:iconcombineplz::iconsaysplz:Yes, John Freeman! Henry Freeman's mom has shot in head!
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:icondukewolfendoom:
Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
:iconjohnfreemanplz::iconsaysplz: I GOTTA KILL FAST AND BULLETS TOO SLOW!!!!:iconmhhmplz:
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:iconthe-psychid:
The-Psychid Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012   Writer
:iconfreechmenplz::iconsaysplz:John Freeman, you let next boss step on me and made me headcrab zombie! Combines came and put science in me and made me live and strong and big now! I make you and Henry Freeman headcrab zombie! Prepair to die!
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:icondukewolfendoom:
Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012
:iconhenryfreemanplz::iconsaysplz: BUT DAD, I FIGHT! :iconragefaceplz: ... :iconhurrhurrplz:
:iconjohnfreemanplz::iconsaysplz: ...:iconimhorrifiedplz:
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:iconthe-psychid:
The-Psychid Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012   Writer
:iconfreechmenplz::iconsaysplz:Combines made me tricked, bro. I'm sorry. :iconbutbutplz:
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:icondukewolfendoom:
Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
:iconjohnfreemanplz::iconsaysplz:“I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!” :iconichaincameplz:
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:iconthe-psychid:
The-Psychid Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2013   Writer
:iconjohnfreemanplz::iconsaysplz::icondoomedplz: I loved wife like sun raise... :iconfrageplz: DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!
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:icondukewolfendoom:
Dukewolfendoom Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2010
*looking up

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK. :iconffffplz:
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:iconnonamedame:
NoNameDame Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
Don't forget "barking necks."
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:iconeat-me-death:
Eat-me-death Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2010
And then he killed combines with BEAR HANDS!
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:iconbojjob:
bojjob Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
oh it does and you know it XD
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:iconcptpoopdogg:
CPTPOOPDOGG Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
john freeman was once a office
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:iconhippoman12:
Hippoman12 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010
so he used his fists
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:iconderkompsognatus:
DerKompsognatus Featured By Owner May 31, 2010
Actually it makes perfect sense, you see, obviously not even bullets could express the rage John Freeman accumulated after he heard about the tragic loose of his wife, killed by hands of the Combine, who he loved like sun raise. And as the enemies around him swarmed, John Freeman realized he couldn't kill them all with his trusty wepon, therefore venting his uncompromising anger on the attacking Combine forces by his bear hands.
:iconjohnfreemanplz:
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Sigma-Echo-Seven Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2010  Student Writer
This is the single most badass sentence that has ever been uttered by a human being in all of recorded history.
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:iconf3lip3almeida:
F3lip3Almeida Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Student General Artist
WTF of course John Freemans fist's are faster than bullets
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:iconroconza:
Roconza Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2010
It makes perfect sense, when your John Freeman
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DarkPuppet-Guy Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2010
He was kicking Combines and barking necks!
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:iconalienfingers:
alienfingers Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2009
This makes perfect sense. As it is depicted in the subtitle, John Freeman has to kill fast, but the bullets are too slow.

Bear hands etc.
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:iconthegentlemansoldier:
thegentlemansoldier Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2009  Student General Artist
C'mon John! Do a back flipe and kick them on their heads!!!
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:iconjorgeelmuerte:
jorgeelmuerte Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2009
Ofcourse it makes sense: He has kill with lethal swiftness but bullets are too slow for something like that.
I guess...
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2009   Interface Designer
*Has a mindfuck*
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:iconjorgeelmuerte:
jorgeelmuerte Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2009
*Has a PC problem*
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009   Interface Designer
*Hits computer with flailing bear hands*
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:iconinzult:
inzult Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
Makes perfect sense to me. He has a lot of combines to kill and bullets aren't fast enough, so he uses his bear hands.
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:iconboggeydan:
BoggeyDan Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
I guess high-tech wepon can never truly replace BEAR hands and just plain guts (in a way)! :XD:

"I loved wife like sun raise... DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
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UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Makes perfect sense to me.

BUT DAD I FIGHT!
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009   Interface Designer
And John killed combines with Bear HANDS
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:iconumsauthorlava:
UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He had to go fast because his brother needed him where he was!
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009   Interface Designer
JOHN FREEMAN LOOKED AT ROWDSIGNS AND SAW

RAVENHOLM
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:iconumsauthorlava:
UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
With someons writing under it, saying "U SHUDNT COME HERE".
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:iconplushykat:
PlushyKat Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
COMBINES PUT SCIENCE IN ME
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:iconumsauthorlava:
UMSAuthorLava Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Prepair to die, Gordon Freeman said.
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:iconplushykat:
PlushyKat Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
XDXDXD


I love that movie.
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:iconplushykat:
PlushyKat Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Perfect sense to me.
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2009   Interface Designer
I have a bowl

It has cereal in it
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:iconmewlon:
Mewlon Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2009
Wepon!
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009   Interface Designer
and picked it up and fired fast at zombie goasts

infront of a house!
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:iconmewlon:
Mewlon Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009
John Freeman said "Zombie goasts leave this place"

and the zombie goasts said "but this is our house"
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2009   Interface Designer
and John freeman felt sorry for them because they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts

so he blew up the house and they were are peice
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GuranTurisumo Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2009
YES
JOHN FREEMAN YOU ARE THE BEST HERO AND SAVER OF HUMENS

/capslock
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:iconnerotheviper:
NeroTheViper Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2009   Interface Designer
AND THEY LAUGHED
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